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fuckyeahthebeatles:

The Beatles Wallpaper - 02

Choose your size and download:

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Not your size? drop me your email along the size you want

hope you like :)

made by imonlysleeping

This is kind of perfect.  :)

I have one more final

It is at 5:30 and I am so ready to be done.  I’m going to Applebee’s tonight for some half off drinks.

(via explodingdog)

(via explodingdog)

I was a very sexual person sophomore year

You find yourself on a date with a wonderful young woman.  She’s heaven sent; she loves your jokes and the music you listen to.  However, you can tell she’s getting bored sitting in the restaurant.  Here’s the dilemma: her place, or your place?

Get your check and pay the bill as fast as possible.  Escort her back to the car where she takes over and pushes you against the car, molesting you with her mouth.  You hate to stop her, but you push her away and ask “Your place or mine?”  She grins devilishly and you already know the answer.

(Prof Markle wrote “the car!”)

It took everything I had to not kiss this boy last time I saw him.  Between this and Josh, I’m beginning to think my relationship with Mike is a bad idea.

It took everything I had to not kiss this boy last time I saw him.  Between this and Josh, I’m beginning to think my relationship with Mike is a bad idea.

asparagus: cassket:shaanmichael:(via fuckyeahftms)

asparagus:

cassket:shaanmichael:(via fuckyeahftms)

My sinus infection is back.  I am miserable.  Finals start Tuesday.  >.<

Have you ever wanted a free pass?

Like … have you ever been happily in a relationship but there was one person that your partner knew you couldn’t resist? I know a lot of people have “free passes” for celebrities.

I told Mike last night that I wanted a free pass.  Just this once, for just this one person.  I’m surprised, he’s actually considering giving me one.

Basic information.

asparagus:

My name is Loan.

I live in Charlotte, NC.

I’m a pervert.

I tell stories (not to be mistaken with lies)

But I’m a liar too. But not one of those pathological liars.

The end.

My name is Courtney.

I live in Adrian, MI.

I, too, am a pervert.

I tell dirty jokes and made innuendos.

I think honesty is the best policy.

And this is just the beginning.

<3

Remember the drug?  Josh?  He&#8217;s learned a new trick: Wearing cute hats.

Remember the drug?  Josh?  He’s learned a new trick: Wearing cute hats.

Big spoon or little spoon?

(via asparagus)

Little spoon!

What the hell was I thinking?

(via lovelylinguist)

I am asking myself the same thing.

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lovelylinguist:

melissawalker:

jasongiles:

jhnmyr:

I’ve been thinking of a way to say thank you for making Battle Studies such a huge success out of the gate… I’ve also been thinking of a way to use tumblr as a means of posting some more substantial stuff… So here’s a very raw, live solo version of “Edge of Desire” I just recorded in my apartment as a way to show my gratitude to you all for extending my time in this amazing career you’ve helped me build.

I think if you were kind enough to spent the 13 bucks, you should get some free music for the next good while.

So here it is. A song about late night longing recorded at 3am. iPhone dinging in the background and all…(that’s how I knew the take was going to be worth sticking with, as the best takes always get interrupted.)

Thank you.

More to come…

John

Download http://bit.ly/4Igzxc

This is my drug.  His name is Josh.

This is my drug.  His name is Josh.

asparagus:

2009 has been so much shit.

This seems to be the general consensus

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